Come on, seriously. Anyone who thinks Troi was the hot one and would like to argue with me, please send a 500-word essay along with a self addressed stamped envelope to:

You Are Wrong
TroiIsUgly Drive
Wheaton, Colorado 17010

To put it another way: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Tanagra with large mountains. Ulsta grasping the walls. The walls merging like Tanagra. Oh yeah.

If that didn't earn me my nerd-badge, I don't know what would.

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